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Plant Parents Love Him
What Our Customers Are Saying
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Amazing Customer Support!
"Shipping took a bit longer than expected, but I contacted customer support and they replied almost instantly! They tracked the package for me and kept me updated every step of the way. When it finally arrived, I was super happy—it’s exactly as described, great quality, and looks so cute on my desk. Worth the wait!"
Emily R. (Austin, TX)✓ Verified
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Super Well Packaged
"When the box arrived, the outer corner was pretty crushed so I was honestly terrified the planter inside would be smashed to pieces. But thankfully, it was packaged super securely with heavy-duty bubble wrap! Not a single crack or scratch. The ceramic finish is top-notch and it’s even cuter in person. Highly recommend!"
Michael B. (Tampa, FL)✓ Verified
★★★★★
Absolute Office Hit!
"Got this for our office Secret Santa exchange and it was an absolute hit! Everyone was cracking up when they realized how the drainage works. It's not just a funny gag gift though—the quality is actually solid and it holds water well without leaking. Ordered another one for myself right after!"
Amanda K. (Denver, CO)✓ Verified
Got Questions?
Everything You Need to Know
Does he really "pee" when I water him?
Yes! The spout is a real drainage hole. Water the plant from the top, and any extra water drains out through the spout into the matching mini cup. It's the funniest way to keep roots from sitting in soggy soil.
Is the catch cup included?
Yes. Every pot comes with its matching two-handled mini cup, in the same color and matte finish.
What colors are available?
White and Black. Same shape, same cup, same cheeky personality in two different moods.
Is a plant included?
No, the pot ships empty and ready for your favorite green friend.
How do I keep the spout from clogging?
Add a thin layer of pebbles or a small piece of mesh at the bottom before adding soil. Water then drains freely through the spout.
Is it a good gift?
It's one of the easiest gifts for any plant lover. Housewarmings, birthdays, Secret Santa and white elephant exchanges are where he really shines. Expect a big laugh when it's unwrapped.
How long does shipping take?
Orders are prepared within 2–3 business days, then delivery takes 8–12 business days within the US. Most orders arrive within 10–15 business days of purchase. You'll get tracking by email as soon as your order ships. Buying as a gift? Order at least 3 weeks before the big day.
What if it arrives broken?
Ceramic can be fragile in transit. If yours arrives damaged, email us a photo within 7 days of delivery and we'll send a replacement or a full refund.